Russell Wilson Buys Low On Ciara

Russell Wilson has been porking pop singer Ciara and is now taking her to the White House Correspondent's Dinner if she promises not to bring her own bottle of hot sauce in her clutch. Besides being a singer which can only be verified by her Wiki page, Ciara is adept at getting fucked by famous dudes. She has dated rappers Bow Wow, Fifty Cent, and Future, with whom she has a most certainly DNA test verified kid, as well as NBA player Amar'e Stoudemire. Wilson's choir boy image could take a hit if any ex-lovers attend the wedding and a gang fight breaks out over the color of their ties. Ciara might be a nice chick who flies by the seat of her pants and is attracted to alpha male types who just happen to have a lot of money and be at the pinnacle of their careers. Or she could squeeze the contents of the condom into her when you pass out. You only live once. Go long.

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