Lindsay Lohan Moving To London, Again

Every few months Lindsay Lohan announces how much she loves London because she can spell it and the cool air is good for her open leg wounds and how she might move there permanently. I think she's waiting for somebody to say please don't go. Mostly everybody is just trying to figure out how to change the locks on America's door in case she changes her mind. Never make a threat you don't intend to carry out. Also, never assume a move to a foreign country will cure you of what truly ails you. Unless it's tax fraud, then maybe.

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