Nicki Minaj Race Ass Shamed

If you start with the premise that the MTV Video Music Awards are as prestigious as medals handed to the fat kid who couldn't finish the hundred, all arguments over who or who should not be nominated or awarded are necessarily pointless and inane. Nicki Minaj was nominated for two VMAs this year, but not for the Music Video of the Year Award for some music video somebody not her made. She took her anger out on Twitter, the central warehouse for misdirected rage since 2009. She seemed to indicate that girls with fat asses were being excluded. To which Taylor Swift who was nominated and has an ass like your grandma in summer khakis fired back something stupid about girl power. Minaj clarified that her snub was an indication of blacks being kept down in popular music in 2015. I could spend three seconds digging up stats to prove otherwise, but when in the midst of a dummy fight, don't be the tool who produces facts. I stopped watching the VMAs after Miley Cyrus vagina grinded what's his face out of a marriage. It could never possibly get better.

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