Pam Anderson Still Kicking

I jerked off to this chick in high school. I'm now 78 years old. Pamela Anderson is the trophy wife you wish you'd divorced. And then remarried and divorced again just to cum on her numb tits while she showed all the emotion of a car getting a wax. Anderson is a big PETA supporter. I wonder where they test hep C drugs. Probably just on the carpet. Marrying Tommy Lee and the Paris Hilton fuck tape trust fund guy was a good move in retrospect. Most people try. You just said fuck it. Did that goat just eat you out or was it the other lesbian? Sorry, it's a horse.

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