Charlie Riina Wet from Water

I think the whole fake bottled water campaign has hit its peak. I'm not sure where they go from here. They're not actually selling water, which is something you could do as a water selling enterprise. They're just photographing chicks on the beach and getting them to show off their tits. There's no shame in that. Or real money. It's time to encase this program in glass and put it in the Smithsonian. The fun wing, next to the Planned Parenthood founder who hated black babies and Charles Lindbergh's pro-Nazi speeches. It could use a little levity for when the field trips arrive. The tits are nice. I have no regrets.

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