Kardashians Battling Brothel Pimp for Comatose Odom Sympathy Space

Khloe Kardashian and her entourage of press agents, business managers and the legally mandated guy who stands at the ready with an animal tranquilizer gun when she enters mall food courts have laid into Dennis Hof, the creepy owner of the Love Ranch where Lamar Odom fucked himself into a multiple organ failure coma. Kardashian has insisted Hof respect Lamar Odom's privacy and cease his Love Ranch promotional tour. Who doesn't want to visit a brothel in the middle of arid nowhere known for being the place where a guy got billed for three rim jobs after he had stroked out.

There's only so much attention whoring space around Odom's graphic demise and the Kardashians want it. What Hof can turn into thousands, they can turn into millions. Also, they are praying heavily for Lamar on Twitter as dictated by their Catholic faith. Hof told them all to go to hell because he's spent a lifetime working with devious whores and knows how to handle the Kardashians. Khloe still technically holds the end of life rights on Lamar since they were never fully legally divorced. That gives her the finger on the trigger upper hand. I will send Lamar to meet his maker if you don't quit your PR shit and somebody doesn't get me a bucket of original recipe stat. Code blue. I'm fucking hungry. Where's E! Channel with my Pulling the Plug: Khloe's Anguishing Decision special? Chicken first!

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