Jared Fogle Loved Him Some Kids (VIDEO)

Dr. Phil who only does harm as a doctor nabbed the first interview with the Florida semi-employed journalist who Linda Tripped Jared Fogle into talking all about his lust for little kids on her secret phone recordings. I'm not sure how much this Rochelle Herman-Walrond chick ultimately got paid, but I guess enough to make three years of egging on the fucked up Subway spokesman into long bouts of child sex confessions and fantasies. We can pretend she didn't like it. Dr. Phil will. There are tears.

I had a little boy. It was amazing. It just felt so good. I mean, it felt — it felt so good.

Jesus, Jared. Your odds of fronting another fast good restaurant chain's childhood nutrition program just took a nosedive. Maybe Dr. Phil will help explain how Herman-Walrond first got her antennae up about Fogle in 2006 when Fogle told her after a radio interview that he found middle schools hot. But in 2015 Jared was still a free former fat guy and Subway was still running a flash video game on their site asking kids to stuff the sandwich into Jared's pants. Somebody dropped the ball. Herman-Walrond, I like women over eighteen. Can we still talk? I hear you're very understanding.