Breast Self Exam On British TV (VIDEO)

I'm pretty sure insipid British morning talk shows are more informative than their American counterparts. Kathy Lee and Hoda aren't having a young woman on their hag klatch to touch her own tits while they look on approvingly. Kathy and Hoda aren't even real people. You're just imagining them because of terrible shit your uncle did to you as a child. You can't care for other tits until you've cared for your own. What do you mean Breast Cancer Awareness Month is over? Stop being NFL. Keep rubbing. I'm almost finished.

Photo Credit: "Hannah Live Breast Exam"