Ana Braga Cruising Miami

Federal employment figures are naturally misleading. Sure you've got a job, but it's riding your bike around Miami in a swimsuit so older men in the street cafes can masturbate into plantain peels. They are the Cuban fleshlights. Ana Braga skin pallor indicates she's fairly new to the job. Like an Uber driver before their first passenger assault. The world is fresh. I'm pretty sure you're just doing laps. If you don't hit 10 MPH the cops will cite you for soliciting prostitution. Sorry, I meant award you. This is Miami. Sunscreen will not prevent the transmission of STDs. Read the fine print.

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