Abigail Ratchford Covered for America

While Zuckerberg is posting photos of his carefully posed domesticated lifestyle to pretend he's not an evil super-villain, he continues to restrict the appearance of the very tip of female breasts on his social media sites. He's creating an entire universe of quasi-naked photos involving potentially dangerous skeletal contortions in order to meet his absurdist zero nipple tolerance policy. I'm reminded of a Catholic friend whose grandmother on her deathbed made him promise to stop saying shit and fuck all the time. He immediately moved on to frack and she-ite in every sentence. That's not what grandma meant, dumbass. Every dude still wants to bang this chick. Maybe even more so now that you've forced her to squeeze her own tits in photos on your site. What happened to logic. Also pussy. We're going to need to see that too. How come my Facebook questions never make it to the debates?

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