Kanye Re-Denies Three in the Stink

Kanye West took to a nightclub stage to once more rail against Amber Rose's accusations that he likes to receive anal with his tender love making. He informed the crowd that didn't ask, "That bitch never stuck no fingers in my ass... I don't play like that." People applauded just as they did for the original Jesus when he went up the mountain to deny ass play. West doesn't seem to understand that no one really cared what Rose had to say until he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. Now we're all certain he likes knuckles in the sphincter and being called Bethany as he's close to finishing. A solid chunk of the nation's most successful men are into some kind of kink. You've swum upstream your whole life. Be the gay fish, Kanye. Breathe.

Photo credit: Amber Rose / Instagram/AKM_GSI