Cesar Milan Nearly Costs a Pig Its Ear (VIDEO)

It's hard to nail down the precise moment at which a shitload of people decided that animals deserved inalienable human rights. Probably the day they left the farm and moved to the big city where they only ever saw animals again in Disney movies. Mellencamp wrote eleven songs about this. Hippos don't really go to beauty parlors.

Shut-ins watching the Cesar Milan TV show on Nat Geo openly wept when a dog Milan was working with bit off part of the ear of a pig. Milan was training the disobedient mutt to stop chasing pigs. Not even the Dog Whisperer bats a thousand. A ton of viewers called the police who love such phone calls and complained about Milan's cruelty to animals. County officers were dispatched to Milan's damaged dog training center outside of L.A. to begin an investigation as to why a canine might possibly bite a pig's ear. Whistleblowers celebrated by hitting up the endless ribs special at Tony Roma's.

Here, a viewer named Vicki lays out her case for why Cesar trains the dog all wrong to be friendly with pigs. She added slow mo and creepy sound to reinforce the reality. In the comments are tons more people with their expert opinion on dog training gleaned from once having a Spaniel as a child.