Farrah Abraham Wins Just For Showing Up

Farrah Abraham works invitations to mildly legitimate press events while other porn actresses are obviously excluded. She invokes the Kardashian exception citing that chicks who became famous from being fucked from behind on camera but also have reality shows are to be classified as fringe celebrity, not sex workers. The exception seems flimsy and allows for Blac Chnya, Amber Rose, and Kendra Wilkinson to be far more generally accepted than preferable in a polite society. Abraham keeps a positive attitude by feigning ignorance about her level of involvement in the pay for sex industry, constantly enlarging her breasts and reminding herself anything is better than the pickle bottling plant back home. Moms are heroes. Sometimes heroes fuck on camera. Darth Vader had more original parts left when he perished.

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