Alessandra Ambrosio Rides ‘Em, Gay Cowboy

If you're a hot chick, a gay best friend is as key to your happiness as the guy you married for convenience, kids, or your ass waxing esthetician. You could easily live without those others. Your fellow models are far too sinister to confide in anything more than the state of the zika virus in their home countries.

There's not a straight man who can live up to a platonic relationship with a Brazilian model in short shorts and an AC/DC concert tee. This dude Matheus Mazzafera let Alessandra Ambrosio ride him like a dog through the Wynn Casino. Would you let a chick who you weren't looking to score with do that to you? God made gay men for a purpose. So the Chinese could sew skinny jeans for men's wear buyers and unattractive female singers wouldn't have to go hungry. Victoria's Secret models need not be shut-ins. This is only humiliating if you insist on putting it in context.

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