Amber Heard Zero Pride (VIDEO)

Amber Heard freaked out in an office building and refused to be deposed when her lawyers explained to her that there are consequences for lying under oath. She then leaked a heavily edited video of her baiting her husband into slamming a bunch of cupboards around while buzzed on a bottle of cheap wine. This was a desperate attempt to leverage a settlement. It was divulged by Depp's team that she spends upwards of $30,000 a month on personal expenses, which is tough to do when you never pick up the check or pay rent. More than likely some evil dyke she met at a shitty rock show convinced her to stash the cellphone video somewhere Shawshank style to escape the oppression of that cupboard slammer. 

There are two types of guys. Guys who throw wine glasses at the wall and guys who knock you the fuck out. We know which type of guy Depp is now. Please go to trial. You would have deserved it. 

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