John Mayer Lamely Disses Taylor Swift

John Mayer just threw major shade at Taylor Swift! If you were to read that obnoxiously sensational headline you might think he said she had a huge vagina or that she actually has no friends, the latter actually being true. To the contrary, John Mayer tweeted a noncommittal and unremarkable ambiguous jab and then deleted it like a pussy:

"Tuesday, December 13 may be the lamest day of the year, conceptually." 

That day happens to be Taylor Swift's birthday. Swift cock teased Mayer for a while for tabloid synergy to promote her albums, and he's apparently still butt hurt about it. Also, stop using words like conceptually it just makes you sound dumb. The spicy chicken sandwich may be the best item on the Wendy's menu, conceptually. Stop with the shitty innuendo. We still have freedom of speech. If you have something to say, say it. And it better not be Your Body is a Wonderland because you're walking a fine line here. This guy's a real bad boy. He's tweeting innocuous catty things and then deleting them. Charles Barkley is rolling over in his grave and he's not even dead yet. Must be a slow news day, the world's imploding. 

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