Aaron Carter Doing Well

Pop sensation Aaron Carter was doing his updated version of Aaron's Party - drinking, smoking weed, and driving with a prostitute girlfriend - when he was slapped with a DUI by the Habersham County, GA police. He was also charged with possession of Marijuana. Carter's mugshot looks like a stock photo of a meth "After" picture. Must remember to wear sunscreen. And not do lots of drugs all the time. In a new statement, the twenty-nine-year-old is accusing the po-po of framing him due to his "celebrity." The arresting officers took one look at that face and knew they were in the presence of none other than Mischa Barton. His statement reads:

Aaron’s been traveling non-stop doing promotions on his hit single 'Sooner or Later' across the southeast when his automobile had a new tire put on it and it went out of alignment. Aaron drove the vehicle to the nearest Auto Zone in Cornelia, GA. After being at the store and requesting help to get his alignment fixed, he was arrested inside by several police officers with aggression. The police also revoked his rights to have an attorney.

Aaron holds a medical license for medical marijuana for his long standing anxiety. He feels his 'celebrity' was targeted and an attorney will be retained in this matter. The video from Auto Zone will prove that Aaron was not in a moving vehicle while arrested and charged with a DUI.

Get in the Zone. DrugZone. The incident poetically follows Aaron's decleration to TMZ that he doesn't drink. He previously responded to Shia LaBeouf's arrest with the choice words "You won't catch me getting any DUIs... I don't even drink." Like when Amy Schumer says she had a light salad for lunch. Cut to her taking down a wild boar. Carter's Backstreet Boy older brother Nick is embracing his brother's fuck up as an opportunity to remind the world that he isn't dead. He took to Twitter with:

To my brother: I love u no matter what & if u feel the need to reach for help, I am here and willing to help you get better. Family isn't always easy, be we're all here for you

To which Aaron responded:

If my own blood (Nick) truly cared about my well-being, why wouldn’t he call me directly and have a conversation instead of making this about him through a very public forum? That’s not cool at all to use me for his PR and kick me while I am down. I love my family despite it through thick and thin,

Nick retorted with a statement insinuating he no longer has his brother's phone number. We'll wait with bated breath to see how this very special episode of My Name Is Earl plays out.

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