Robin Thicke Checkmates Paula Patton In Custody Games

Breaking up has always been about who is the happier person after the split. People are petty. It doesn't matter what level you're on as a couple, just dating or married. It goes from an "us" thing, to a "me vs. you" thing the moment she finds text messages from strippers on your phone. Remember that right after love you get nominated for the shame game hall of fame. Whether you want to win or not. The prelude to love starts with fingering her, to in the end her fingering you for all the shit you did wrong. Robin Thicke is learning this lesson the hard way. But somehow he managed to not to get completely DP'd by Paula Patton and the long dick of the law. 

"He gets Julian Monday through Wednesday and she gets him Wednesday through Friday. They alternate weekends. The exes agreed to share expenses, including private school. They also hammered out a vacation and holiday schedule.

Paula got a restraining order against Robin after Julian complained to school officials his dad used excessive physical force. She even accused Robin of trying to influence a court-appointed monitor with free sushi ... which Robin denied."

Women turn into magicians after splitting with their primary source of penis and secondary source income. Does the gender pay gap include all of the dinner and shopping men cover out of pocket because of chivalry? She's managed to turn Robin's image of a man into monster just by her mouth alone. Wizardry. It's nice to know that the court decided they both can go dutch on footing the bill for their child's growth and development. Does a male R & B singer with the first name Robin really need a restraining order? Or is this the standard men are garbage perspective most women adopt after divorce and custody battles. Either way, welcome to the headache that is joint custody.

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