Farrah Abraham’s Neon Panty XXXMas Party

Farrah Abraham’s clam is still fetching quite the coin these days. If I was her I would tattoo my muff on my arm as homage and the reason why I’m not homeless yet. Her love slot that everyone wants to get a good look at is the only thing saving her from a full-time career at Applebees. Lowlifes looking for cheap appetizers and cheap women tip better in Las Vegas. That’s why everyone who isn’t spending time with their loved ones this holiday season has the opportunity to see vintage Teen Mom royalty open up her gift box on stage. But Farrah has a list of demands she needs fulfilled before holding the Crazy Horse III club Christmas party hostage with her vagina. The items on the list that Abraham wants the club to pay for include vajazzle genital decoration, neon panties, and a 24k gold collagen breast firming gel mask. Yeah, if she worked at Wendys she would be the one complaining why she’s not getting paid $15 an hour. 

Farrah's hosting a XXXMas party at the Las Vegas stripper institution Crazy Horse III Thursday and her rider is about what you'd expect from a porn star ... neon panties and a vajazzle kit.

The former "Teen Mom" also gets very specific when it comes to hygiene, requesting "a pre-planned appointment with an affluent med-spa for service of 2 syringes of Sculpta facial filler," plus a 24k gold collagen breast firming gel mask.

The caring mom wants to care for the strippers ... demanding $3k in Crazy Horse III Diamond Dollars to tip performers.  

The cover charge may be the only issue here when it comes to drawing in a crowd. Only taking off your clothes can get old. Maybe if someone trained Farrah to shoot a ping pong ball with no hands like in Bangkok then maybe you’ll have a sell out event. There are more spectacular things in Vegas than a cameo from a cam girl at a strip club. Visiting a casino within walking distance from your hotel and ordering an escort after to sooth the pain of gambling away your retirement fund just seems like the better option honestly. More hands on for your money and the drinks on the floor are free. 

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