A Very Very Very Fat Demi Lovato Deletes Fat Picture

Cue the National Geographic music, because you're about to be taken on a wild safari adventure full of surprises and even some thrills thanks to this deleted Instagram picture of Demi Lovato. She appears to be a dead ringer for an elephant that just ate another elephant and - always the body positivity guru despite looking like she does - shared this message with her followers for the brief period that the picture was up on Instagram:

These are what I call no more dieting thighs and I'm proud of them. #thickthighssavelives

Um, you're a monster. Lovato was slammed for slamming or body shamed for not body shaming or something else very woke when commenters pointed out that Lovato actually isn't the fattest person on the planet (let's not get ahead of ourselves people) and that by calling her own thighs morbidly obese, she was actually shaming her extremely fat followers. This just proves that there are always people worse off physically than us, and by showing that we don't hate ourselves, we are saying that these people should hate themselves. Everyone in this scenario seems very secure, centered, and self-aware. And something tells me even the bravest of National Geographic explorers couldn't handle the puddles of backne and stretch marks bothering to comment on Lovato's social media.

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