No Rape Case Formed Against Charlie Sheen Shall Prosper

Charlie Sheen is psychotic, tasteless, and HIV-positive. But one classification that won’t stick when it comes to Mr. Tiger Blood is rapist. In a silent victory against MeToo Charlie finally cleared his name from false allegations. Sheen never caved and stuck to his guns when rumors started to spread that Charlie possibly had his thumb and other body parts in and around Corey Haim’s 13-year-old holes during the production of the 1986 Lucas film. Hurrah and hashtag HeToo for such a sleazy man managing to slide off of the hook. A win is a win. Even if no one ever rooted for him. Sheen showed the world that men are allowed to fight back when they're accused of raiding rectum without consent.

Charlie Sheen has settled a lawsuit he filed against the National Enquirer over the publication’s report that the former “Two and a Half Men” star sodomized a then-13-year-old Corey Haim.

Sheen’s legal team filed papers late last week asking that the suit be dismissed with prejudice, which means that the suit can’t be filed again.

Sheen said, “In my nearly 35 years as a celebrated entertainer, I have been nothing shy of a forthright, noble and valiant courier of the truth.” “Consistently admitting and owning a laundry list of shortcomings, wrongdoings and indiscretions this traveler hath traveled — however, every man has a breaking point. These radically groundless and unfounded allegations end now. I now take a passionate stand against those who wish to even entertain the sick and twisted lies against me. GAME OVER.”

Charlie defending his name from defamation is pretty amazing after everything that he’s done. A rape allegation pinned on someone like Sheen is almost like a side of fries with a burger, it was expected. But in a weird turn of events Sheen is 100 percent hold the rape please. Of all men to clear their name from fraudulent MeToo allegations I never would have thought that Sheen would be one of the first. Someone should really buy him a beer.

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