Rita Ora Displays Her Fabulous Figure In Nude Bodysuit Photos

I do not understand why the background of modeling shoots are not allowed to have hard edges. Them curving the wall into the floor throws off my bearings and makes me question which way is really up. I don’t like it. Man was meant to walk on the floor, not the wall. Anything that goes against that is an abomination against nature which must be destroyed, and I can find you at least ten other people that agree with me.

Thirteen year old me would have enjoyed having the walls in my home curve like that, though. I could have done so many sweet tricks on my skateboard in there. It would have been like living out an episode of Viva La Bam, which is pretty much as sweet as it gets for anybody. My mom probably would not have enjoyed the plummeting value of the home due to the wheel marks on the walls, but that is the price a person pays for having such a cool son.

Now all I can think of is how much cooler this shoot could have been if Rita Ora had gotten on a skateboard while wearing those high heels.

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