Blanca Blanco Beautiful Butt In Teeny Weeny New Yellow Bikini

I knew it was possible to split your pants by stretching too far, but I was not aware that a woman could split her top in the same way. Blanca Blanco must have been doing some aggressive stretching in order to make her top tear like that. I’m not trying to say she is petite in the brassier, but she ain’t no Pamela Anderson either.

It is incidents like that which are the reason why I always double up when it comes to swimsuits. When I am making incredibly radical trick frisbee catches, I do not want to be worrying about my cracking seeing sunshine.

My trick catches are my icebreaker with ladies at the beach, so I can’t give them up. Without them the ladies will not think I am any cooler than those losers throwing a football back and forth. It doesn’t take much skill to catch a ball that travels in a straight line. My six month old nephew can do that without even leaving his crib, and he’d only cry a little bit afterwards.

Next time Blanca might want to think about doubling up, as well.

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