Vogue Williams Dynamite Bikini Body In Curvy Candids

I don't know who Vogue Williams is, and having just written an article about Serena Williams, I'm tempted to say that they're related. Doesn't Serena have a sister with a first name that's also the name of a magazine? I could just be confused. It wouldn't be the first time and it sure as shit won't be the last.

Vogue Williams is a person. She is a female person and she has sexy female parts. She puts those parts into skimpy swimwear and then parades them around for everyone to see. I understand that such a string of sentences could apply to a large number of people, but today it just applies to Vogue Williams.

Vogue Williams grew up under the tutelage of Anna Wintour, who named her after the magazine she edited, and the rest is history. The only problem is that none of that is correct. Well, the stuff about her being female and having parts, that was all true, but the rest was nothing more than a bunch of good old fashioned hogwash.

So remember the facts: Vogue Williams is a woman, with woman parts, and she's sexy. And so are her parts. As you can see.

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