Mary J Blige Definitely Still Got It In Truly Wild Bikini Pics

What we are looking at is a body that has been on this earth for close to fifty years, at least that is what they want us to believe. I have my own theories regarding that, which involve nosferatu, but until I gather more evidence I am forced to keep them to myself for legal reasons. But until the day comes that I have my smoking gun, I will appreciate the sight along with the rest of you.

What I like to see in these photos is that Mary J. Blige puts safety first at all times. So many people have been lost at sea, and yet we still pretend like it is all fun and games out there. But not Mary. When that boat is in motion she has her butt firmly planted in her seat, or else she has both hands holding onto something. Did you think she was hugging that person our of affection? Hell, no. That hug shows the person that if Mary is going overboard then so are they.

And what does Mary do when she has to walk down stairs without a railing? She puts her back against the wall and feels her way down, like a blind person. That is very smart, because who knows how much she was drinking.

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