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elliot-wolf - January 10, 2019
It’s difficult to keep up with the amount of award shows that are created every year, but I’m okay with that. As long as they keep it coming with the unlimited amount of hot ladies in attendance. I mean I feel like a superhero’s sidekick staring at all of these amazing women that look like they could save the day better than I ever could. Gee willikers Batman, I’d love to be Lana Condor’s sidekick. Or at least something like Blanca Blanco’s secretary. If I could invisibly tether myself to Isla Fisher’s hip I’d be the happiest man to have ever walked this Earth.
I wonder what is it about red carpets that attract fine looking ladies to them. I’m looking into securing a few investors for a new business idea. I want to become an entrepreneur and start a red carpet store. Because even the worst case scenario in that situation can’t be that bad. I wouldn’t mind going into bankruptcy as long as Emily Blunt and her other hot friends show up to browse my carpet. Maybe I’d sell matching drapes for product diversification purposes. I’d like to keep the hot ladies coming in as long as possible.
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