Kylie Jenner Celebrates Being The 5th Richest American Celeb With Revealing Social Media Pics

Pfff, only the fifth richest American celebrity? Talk about small potatoes. If there was an Olympic even for rich people, aside from the equestrian shit, then she wouldn’t even be rich enough to make the podium.

I bet that right about now Kylie is regretting all of those fancy trips to Branson, MO. All of that wasted money on decadent weekends probably could have been enough to push her past rich person number three and four if it was still in her bank account.

I think about that kind of stuff all the time. Only, instead of spending my money on luxurious vacations I have shrewdly spent it on booze and women. If I still had all of that cash then I might even be in the top ten. I mean, I haven’t kept an exact count of my expenses, but it might put me in the ballpark.

Maybe if Kylie and I pool our resources together it might be enough to put her up in the rankings. Oh, wait. I forgot about my debts. Throwing those in the mix might drop her down a couple places. On second thought she is probably better off on her own.

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