Chrissy Teigen’s Beautiful Seat In Leggy Beach Model Shots

If I could make a career out of watching Chrissy Teigen I would. If anyone has any insights on attaining such a position please send me an email. I know there are all types of new job opportunities thanks to the internet. And if observing Chrissy ever pops up on Indeed listings, I would like to be the first to know. The woman has a nice pair of everything. A nice pair of eyes. A nice pair of legs. One lovely pair of hands. Anything else? I feel like I’m leaving something out. Oh well, it’ll come to me later.

I’ve come up with a list of things I rather do than be closer to Chrissy. And just as you’ve figured, it’s an empty list. I have no idea why she’s frolicking around on the beach in all white with no pants, but as the millennials say, “I’m here for it.” The woman is a gift from God. I’d lay down a beach towel and pray in the direction of her because she deserves, and is overdue for some worship. People might think I'm crazy for saying I've seen an Angel on Earth, but the beauty that Teigen possesses is not of this world, and obviously from a heavenly realm.