Laura Anderson Flaunts Her Perfect Bikini Curves

Laura Anderson is about as lickable, I mean likable, as women in bikini come. Before, I was just fine with the sun, sand, and seawater. But now I'm beginning to think that seeing Laura at the shore is also necessary. I mean, will you look at this impressive specimen. I think I’m about to become a bikini-ologist. Someone needs to study these fine women in their natural habitat. It is a crime against humanity to not observe, form hypotheses, and figure out facts about hot women wearing next to nothing at the beach. Bikini study can be its own field, but at the very least it should be incorporated into the curriculum of a college course.

I have a notebook, pencil, and sun tan lotion. That’s everything I need for the observation part. As for the hypothesis part, I speculate that Laura is the hottest woman at every beach she steps foot on 100 percent of the time. To test my theory I’ll need to follow her around from beach to beach to conduct my experiment. I hope she isn’t freaked out. I’m pretty certain after intensive study my notes will prove that my theory is accurate. And Anderson, is indeed, the hottest woman at every beach she sets foot on, every time.