‘Venom’ Coming to Blu-ray Next Month, Check Out this Bizarre Promotional Trailer (VIDEO)

I still haven't seen Venom, but I know for a fact it's a totally different movie than this new trailer announcing the film's home video release would suggest. They're making this thing look like a romantic comedy, almost as a built in excuse for morons to buy this for their significant other as a Christmas present.

First it's a romantic comedy between Eddie and Venom, then it's one between Eddie and Anne, and then it's one between Venom and She-Venom. It looks like one big romantic clusterfudge, but as far as I can tell—from everything I've heard and everyone I've spoken with—this is a total misdirection in marketing.

Tom Hardy is one of the only guys who can rather consistently step in shit and coming out smelling like roses. He does this on the regular, and if you don't believe me, watch The Drop, Child 44, Legend, Lawless, This Means War, and yeah, I'll say it, The Revenant. He's one of the most immune to career-ending performances actors in the business, second perhaps only to Michael Fassbender, who couldn't fall ass backwards into a good movie in the last three years.

Venom hits Digital HD on December 11, followed by a disc release on DVD, Blu-ray, and 4K Blu-ray the following Tuesday, December 18. Check out the full compliment of special features—including more from Woody Harrelson's Kletus Cassidy and more Eminem rapping in strange places—below...

Venom Mode: When selecting this mode the film will engage informative pop-ups throughout the film to provide insight on the movie’s relationship to the comics, and to reveal hidden references that even a seasoned Venom-fan may have missed!

Deleted & Extended Scenes:

• Ride to Hospital – Eddie and Venom take a ride to the hospital.
• Car Alarm – Let’s just say that Venom is not fond of car alarms.
• San Quentin – Extended post-credits scene at San Quentin.

From Symbiote to Screen: A mini-documentary about the history of Venom in comics and his journey to the big screen. Interviews with Avi Arad, Matt Tolmach, Ruben Fleischer, Oliver Scholl, and Director and Comic Fanboy Kevin Smith.

The Lethal Protector in Action: Go behind the scenes with the production crew and learn the secrets behind the awesome Motorcycle stunts, wire stunts, and drones.

Venom Vision: A look at how Ruben Fleischer came to the project, gathered his team, and made Venom a reality. Utilizes interviews from cast, crew, and producers as well as Fleischer himself.

Designing Venom: Designing and creating Venom meant a huge challenge for VFX artists; follow the amazing journey.

Symbiote Secrets: Blink and you may have missed it! Enjoy the hidden references throughout the film.

8 Select Scenes Pre-Vis sequences: See the progression of the visual effects, storyboards and fight choreography compared to the finished film.

"Venom" by Eminem – Music Video

"Sunflower" by Post Malone, Swae Lee (FromSpider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

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