Katie Price’s Busty Cleavage Barely Contained In Teeny Bikini

I do not know if it is because I have too much of my brain dedicated to Halloween right now, but I cannot tell if Katie Price is running around playfully with another person, or if she is being tormented by a ghost. Since she is at the beach I think the chances are higher that it is a ghost. There is no telling how many people have died there.

A word to the wise for anyone who does find themselves being haunted while at the beach: Do not go into the water. I know it might seem like a good idea, but ghosts are not the same as bees. They will follow you in there and they do not need to breathe, so they will win. Your best bet is to throw one of the random children who are there at it. The ghost might take it as an acceptable offering. Just make sure you don’t know the child’s parents because that could get messy the next time you have dinner with them. I don’t imagine they will see the act in the same light as the rest of us.

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