Miss BumBum Contestants Put On A Curvy Coven Bikini Show In Spooky Pics

Would you get a look at all of these big booty witches putting their lives on the line in order to spread the joy that is caused by seeing their minimally clothed bodies. The danger of course lies in exposing themselves as practitioners of the dark arts. I assume there are more than a few witch hunters still walking around that would love to plant their stakes in any one of them. Witch hunters are probably the descendants of those that were falsely accused of witchcraft, like those poor souls in Salem. Clearly all of that confusion was caused by the real witches, so I can see how the victims children would hold a grudge.

I do wish these witches would have put a little more planning into their little get together. Maybe then some of them would have known they needed to bring their black hats. Thankfully there was a construction zone nearby and these gals were able to snag a few traffic cones. I hope they returned them when they were done as well. I do not even know where they would go to buy replacement cones. I think the same ones have been in circulation for 70 years.

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