Adult Film Star Maria Jade Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami

I think it is a warning sign to my future that I am becoming too desensitized to lady pics. Knowing that Maria Jade is an adult film star means that seeing her in a bikini is the equivalent to seeing her in a full Victorian era gown. Fortunately I still find that era to be very arousing, so it isn’t a total loss, but if it ever gets to the point where it is the equivalent to the Elizabethan period I think I am going to be in trouble.

Maybe it has something to do with how repressed everything was, while also be completely depraved, that makes it so hot. Women were unable to show any cleavage at the beach and yet there were brothels all over the place. Every city had its own red light district that would put Amsterdam to shame. I have to fight back tears when I think of how far we have fallen.

The best we can legally do in the states now is see a clothed porn star in the flesh and remember what it looks like for her to be naked. This world is ass backwards.

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