Sexy Celeb Threesome Battle: Chyna Ellis vs Katie Salmon vs Amber Davies

Sometimes I curse the fact that I have such short deadlines to meet, but this is not one of those times. Now I am thankful for not being given too much time to contemplate all of the different factors at play amongst the sexiness of these women. If I did not have a deadline I probably would have never finished. I would have taken years to come to no conclusion, and after having lost everything in my life I would have relocated to a Buddhist temple in Asia to live a simple life, far away from any boobs.

But being that I must come to a decision, I choose Amber Davies as the fairest of them all. Despite my natural inclination for blondes, flaxen hair being the holy grail, I feel like Chyna just was not on her A game that night, so I cannot in good conscience give her the title. And then there is Katie Salmon. Granted, she is a beauty, I simply am not a fan of the flapper dress she has on. The style is not very flattering to the female form, and Katie has a hell of a form to be flattered. The ‘20s were a rare time when men’s fashion outshined women’s.

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