Iggy Azalea Is Obviously Really Proud Of Her Ass

Why Iggy Azalea would choose to wear anything that obscures the shape of her body would be a question without an answer. I would probably need to consult an oracle in order to come up with anything at all, but since the science does not exactly back up those kinds of people I do not know if I could trust that info I’d be given. Thankfully, Iggy shows no signs of putting that ass of hers into hibernation, so I do not think I will have to go to that extreme just yet.

The proportions on Iggy are really something to be admired though. I do not know to what we owe our gratitude—whether it be genetics, fitness, or cow hormones—but I know I have plenty of gratitude to go round. That is rare occurrence in my life because I am not what one would consider a very gracious person. My family could attest to that. I think we made it about ten years into my life before presents came off the table as an option. Apparently not everyone is as appreciative of having their taste get roasted as the people on Comedy Central make it seem.

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