A Brief Tour Of Rebecca Black’s Hottest Instagram Pics

Rebecca Black is honestly the perfect ratio of cute and suggestively seductive. It doesn’t make any sense and she should be studied to find out how such a specimen ended up being so perfect. She’s able to look adorable with rabbit ears on one day, then intoxicatingly attractive with a dress the same color as cabernet wine the next. She’s most certainly a twofer special. Great value and a great catch. It’s hard maintaining a good girl next door image but she sure nails it. I would love for a woman as lovely as her to be my neighbor. I’d be over there almost everyday borrowing sugar by the boatload.

I think its time for me to make my own Instagram account so I can communicate with hotties like Rebecca. I’d probably have to be the first one to say hello because pictures of my field equipment may not be too interesting to a little lady like her. But maybe sending her a picture of my Blue Collie will spark some interest. Women love dogs. I could invite her over and we could pet him together. Nothing builds a better bond than a relationship built around an animal. I could sure hashtag that as great first date idea.

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