Who’s Hotter: Sexy Athlete Georgie Clarke or Airhead Heiress Paris Hilton?

Call me clueless because I’m having the hardest time figure out which woman is a better catch between Georgie Clark and Paris Hilton. Georgie has all the prerequisites checked off to be considered hot. Great smile, great body, great attitude, and a great outfit. When it all comes together the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. Then Paris in the other corner makes being the judge of this “who is hotter” competition that much harder. It would have been nice if I could have been thrown something underhanded to make my decision an easy home run but Hilton is a pitch from Randy Johnson in his prime.

It's hard even picking which lady has the hotter dress on. I love Hilton’s playful flower dress that hugs her body the same way I wish I could hug her. And I’m truly a fan of Georgie’s yellow tube top dress. She slithered and squeezed into it just to stun everyone watching and succeeded. If I’m going to find out who’s hotter I’m going to need a thermometer and to ask both women a few questions. Whichever woman reveals that she doesn’t own a pair of sweatpants will come out victorious.

[See Paris Hilton's engagement photos and her ridiculous $2 million engagement ring here]

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