Instagram Alexa Dellanos Takes Her Sexy Body To South Beach

Alexa Dellanos has to be considered a delicacy in at least one country because she’s the most delicious looking woman I’ve seen since Summer left. My mouth is salivating over such a full platter of hotness. She fills out a bikini better than she could ever fill out an application for work. I hope just existing is her full-time position. I’d support her lifestyle so that a woman like her would never have to worry about working again. I’m actually setting up a GoFundMe for her that I personally promise to donate to on a daily basis.

I can’t believe I’ve worked up an appetite just looking at Alexa. She’s finer than a Georgia peach and a Florida orange. Maybe instead of selling watermelons on the side of the road, photographs of Alexa could be made available for purchase. A picture of her on a hot day is just as refreshing, if not more, as some fresh fruit. I’m not a fan of ruining the environment but if global warming does exist I wouldn’t mind seeing Alexa in a bikini year round. That would probably be the only benefit of an endless Summer and experiencing 98 degree temperatures during the middle of December.

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