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elliot-wolf - March 27, 2018
Lottie Moss looks like little miss sunshine. If I had known Lottie was in the forecast for my future in such a sunny outfit I would have worn glasses so she couldn’t catch me staring. It’s rude to look at someone for such a long time but looking at Lottie in those clothes is like being gifted the ability to stare into the sun without going blind. She’s mesmerizing and I can’t take my eyes off of her. I don’t think Moss’ dress has any pockets and for me that means an opportunity of a lifetime. No one actually likes carrying around everything they need in their hands. I can be the pockets and the man that she’s missing from her life.
Her bag is way too small to hold all of her essentials. I’ll have no choice but to accompany her to every location she wishes to visit. And that makes for great bonding time. She can tell me what it’s like to be the sister of a super attractive supermodel and I can tell her what it’s like to have a sister with more mustache than me as a man. After exchanging extraordinary sibling stories we’ll most likely come to the realization that we were made for each other.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
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