Instagram Superstar Anastasia Kvitko’s Ridiculous Shapely Figure

Do you find yourself sexually attracted to the Kardashians, but can't stomach their attention grabbing antics? Then have I got the woman for you! Instagram model Anastasia Kvitko hails from Kaliningrad, Russia, and she represents everything that's awesome about Russian women. Shapely figures, big breasts, and an enormous ass. Honestly, what more could you ask for from a Russian woman, other than having her pee on a bed in your hotel room?

Anastasia definitely has that Kardashian vibe going on. I wonder if she's as in to black dudes as they are. Another thing that makes her Kardashian-esque is that her biography lists her as an entrepreneur. I don't know if that's a fancy way of saying that she accepts money for sex or if she actually has some enterprising business transactions to her name, though.

It's only a matter of time before we're all speaking Russian, so we might as well get in on the ground floor by appreciating the best they have to offer. If you're a fan of Anastasia, I imagine that you could put in a request to have a woman just like her as your new wife. I mean, if we're gonna be taken over, we should at least get to share in the spoils, amirite?

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