Who’s Hotter: Lais Ribeiro or Jasmine Tookes?

This one is nowhere near as difficult a decision for me to make as the last one. In my mind Jasmine Tookes takes the win every day of the week, and twice on Tuesdays. That gal has just the right shade of mocaccino skin to activate my coffee beans.

There is even something about her face that looks part mongoose which makes me feel confident that if a snake ever crossed our path she would have it dead and buried before I even stopped screaming. Those are the types of skills that I look for in a woman.

Nothing against Lais Ribeiro, but she seems like the kind of girl that would push me on top of the snake and then walk across my back to safety. I don’t take it personally, though, because I know I would do it to her first if given the chance. My only worry is that she is more fit and could overpower me. Oddly enough this works in her favor for the grading system because I like my ladies to be fit. This all comes back to the protecting me from wild animals. Sadly, this bonus is not enough to give Lais the win.

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