Monica Bellucci Faptastic Mermaid Dress On The Red Carpet

I'll go ahead and say it, if no one else wants to... Monica Bellucci is gonna be the next Helen Mirren. The older she gets the more absolutely devastating she continues to be, in a top notch defiance of nature! This Italian goddess never fails to drop my jaw whenever I see her, and the prevailing thought lately has been, "How can she continue to be this drop dead gorgeous?"

Many of our most gorgeous stars have dealt with fading looks or wonky plastic surgery, and there are certainly outliers, but then there's like the super duper outliers. Like Monica Bellucci. She maintains this radiance and as she matures, the radiance magnifies and becomes so brilliant, you're blinded by thoughts of chucking your entire life out the window so you can simply be in her stratosphere.

Remember kids, you heard it here first. Twenty years from now, we'll proudly flaunt the fact that we'd totally still leave our wives for Monica Bellucci, much the way we say it about Helen Mirren now. It won't be any more in touch with reality, but it will be every bit as sincerely meant and felt.

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