Ashley Graham Glorious Sweater Meat

Ashley Graham’s wardrobe is all over the place. She has high heels on her feet, what looks to be athletic pants on her legs, and a midriff sweater. I do not think Sherlock Holmes himself would be capable of solving the mystery of where she is headed. It is as likely that she is going to a yoga class as it is that she is going to a temp position as a secretary.

While we are on the subject: Who is making midriff sweaters? How many people are there that have been complaining about having a hot stomach, but a cold chest and arms?

The only answer that I can come up with is that Ashley is pregnant and does not want to overcook her fetus. Now I am not saying that she is pregnant. I am only saying that pregnancy is the only viable excuse for wearing a midriff sweater. Now that my legal bases are covered I feel comfortable admitting that she wears it well. It is like she is trying to smuggle a couple of watermelons out of a co-op. I can only get away with smuggling a couple of grapes out in my trousers.

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