Christina Milian Skin-Tight Dress On Rodeo Drive

  Why do skinny women even bother wearing dresses that are not skin-tight? What do they have to hide? The only fit women that I can think of that might need to cover up the fruits of their hard work would be high school teachers. I can see why giving your male pupils even more reason to pop a woody might hinder their ability to learn. But with the number of female teachers that are getting caught banging their students, I have to start doubting my own theory.

It does not seem like many of them care in the slightest what distractions their bodies might be causing, or how well their classes are scoring. And the latter reason to me is the most shocking. Aren’t their jobs riding on the performance of their classes? How can they be so flippant with the way their bosoms affect their class? Even the girls have to be looking at them with envy, most likely failing tests on purpose in an ill-advised attempt to get them fired. One should never sabotage their own future in order take down someone they despise. Simply show the officer where they touched you using that doll. That way you can get rid of the teacher and receive free therapy.  

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