Kendall Jenner Sheer Top At Fashion Launch Event In Milan

 Kendall Jenner had her picture taken with so many people that I am compelled to wonder if she was being paid for each photo, like at a convention, or if she was the one paying people. The latter makes more sense the more I think about it. The more relevant a model is, the more valuable she is. So if she has all these pictures taken with all of the most relevant people in Milan then she must also be relevant.

There is a lot of pressure being put on Kendall, so I can understand her theoretical desperation. It cannot be easy to live in your half-sister's ass shadow. That would make it very difficult to get a tan, not to mention the smell that must be lingering around there. Every man probably has his own opinion as to what it smells like, but I prefer to think it smells like a mixture of cocoa butter, Chanel No. 5, and burnt rubber. If I am being honest then I can say that I have certainly smelled worse, which isn't a high bar to surpass but it is enough to maintain a woman's self-esteem.

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