Halle Berry Looks Incredible on the Red Carpet

Don't be alarmed by the following statement, but I'm beginning to suspect that Halle Berry might be a vampire. I mean, think about it, she hasn't really aged a day in the last twenty or so years. She looks basically just as good as she did in Swordfish and that movie came out in 2001. There's definitely some sort of sorcery at work here.

Now, I guess the thing you've got to consider is, do you want to get close to Halle knowing that she might be a vampire? Don't get me wrong, I think there's a part of all of us that wants to achieve immortality, but it's gotta be a grind, man. I can't imagine having to forage for blood every ding dong day of the week. It's gotta get old after a while.

One thing that never gets old, literally, is Halle Berry. I don't think vampires are real, so I don't actually think she's a vampire, but just think about it. Something's up. Something potentially dangerous. And also very sexy. That's a potent combination. If you could bottle that, you'd have something sweeter than Halle Berry!

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