Candice Swanepoel Bent Over Swimsuit Magic

 What I am about to say might sound crazy, but I beg you to hear me out. I think that, technically speaking, Candice Swanepoel's swimsuit is giving her an atomic wedgie. 

For those unaware: an atomic wedgie is when a person's underwear is pulled up so high that it is looped over their head. So yes, I am asserting that her swimsuit is doing just that. I know that her clothing is not officially underwear, but what is a swimsuit if not beach appropriate panties? 

Now if I can direct your eyes to her buttocks, you will notice that the swimsuit is riding high up between her cheeks, thereby fulfilling the first requirement for the wedgie. Next, notice the straps that travel up her back, cross one another, and then go over her either shoulder to the front of her body. That I tell you meets the basic requirements necessary to be considered an atomic wedgie. Nowhere in the definition does it say that vision needs to be impaired in any way, although it is preferred. With this in mind, the only question that I have for you now is not whether this be an atomic wedgie or not, but instead, how many more women have been giving themselves atomic wedgies by their choice in swimwear. 

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