Bella Hadid Cleavage Show at Lakers Game, Babe

Bella Hadid was the main attraction at the Lakers game the other night with her court side cleavage show that even had Nicholson taking off his sunglasses to drink in the view, babe. #DennisMillerJokes I don't imagine the Lakers were doing much on the court if she was the main attraction court side, but who knows. Maybe the Lakers defense was so flaccid it made Mary Lou Retton look like the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Babe.

I get it, there's wearing a low cut shirt to go to a Lakers game and then there's flaunting your cleavage like it's part of a discount meat display at a Piggly Wiggly. I don't mean to go on a rant here but this is some of the most shameless attention seeking behavior I've seen in some time. I mean, her boyfriend or whomever couldn't pull two hundred bucks out of her purse and go buy her a jersey to cover up? This lady is so tenacious, she makes Captain Ahab look like Hume Cronyn.

I miss Dennis Miller and I wrote this in honor of his former greatness. I must also give a tip of the cap to the Dennis Miller joke generator for some great help. 

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