Swimsuit Blogger Sophia Vantuno and Her Perfect Red Bikini

It's unclear what a swimsuit blogger is exactly, but if you're hot and Australian and have one ridiculously righteous body you're willing to show off regularly at the beach in skimpy bikinis, you can call yourself an astronaut for all I care. What's in a job name? Every Millennial has a new one.

To be kindly to Sophia Vantuno, as we must, as she's a mere teen, and while sweet sixteen may cut it in her home country of Australia, we abide by American rules of engagement here at Egotastic, hence, we will treat politely all commentary about her curves and exhibitionist cues in a tiny red bikini at the beach.

Sophia is the younger sister of Natasha Oakley, who we dream about regularly in our REM sleep dreams, and also trying to earn a living off her bikinis and lifestyle. It's not exactly the roughest job in the world, but some family of super sextastic Aussies must do it. And these sisters are doing it oh, so, well. Breast jobs aside, we'll return back to you someday with a greater focus, Sophia.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News