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aldo-vallon - October 22, 2017
Chloe Grace Moretz sure has come a long way since she first made waves as a superhero kicking ass in that movie whose currently name escapes me. Butt Kicker? No, that could not be it, but I will remember it eventually.
Chloe definitely appears to be one of the harder working young ladies in Hollywood right now. She is churning out movies quicker than...a thing that churns out a lot of movies. She is like a modern day John Henry, albeit much more pale, only instead of racing against a steam-powered hammer she is racing against aging. She is destined to lose that fight, but hopefully she succeeds in producing more scenes while wearing a bikini. We would all be eternally grateful.
I also have to applaud her for avoiding some of the other teen trash her peers are putting out. Starring in a movie with Louis CK is going to be a great addition to her CV. If she ever needs to apply for a job at Kinko's she is sure to be moved to the top of the pile. An interviewer will be helpless to the allure of a blonde beauty who knows that bald ginger.
Photo Credit: Pig Newton, Inc.
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